Let’s Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum Today” Tank — The Warning Label Edition
For the days when your patience is running on fumes and you’d like everyone to act accordingly.
The “Let’s Keep the Dumbf*ckery to a Minimum Today” Tank is the perfect mix of comfort and brutal honesty. Soft, breathable, and ideal for casual Fridays, gym sessions, or surviving social interaction, this tank lets you say what everyone’s thinking — without actually saying it out loud (again).
Pair it with coffee, sarcasm, and a complete lack of tolerance for nonsense.
Details:
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Unisex fit — comfortable and lightweight
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Super-soft cotton blend
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Bold, crisp black lettering on white fabric
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Machine washable (because life’s already hard enough)
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Great for workouts, workdays, and warding off dumb questions
🔥 Wear it as a message, not a suggestion.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Self fabric binding
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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